Alright, since I hit menopause, the entries with Aunt Flo (the old bitch) as a subject matter have pretty much left the building. But….
I woke up from a very strange dream this morning. It seems I had to “powder my nose” and realized that I was having a period.
I knew this was wrong since I’ve not had one since March 2003 and I went to see the nurse immediately (no doctor, there were other things going on, like I said, weird dream), more concerned than alarmed.
When I woke up and went back over the dream in my mind (I do this sometimes; when I don’t, the dream just goes away) I realized that I’d been wearing a pad (it was what I showed the nurse).
So, yeah, like I wasn’t expecting some sort of flow. I always wear pads, just in case, you know?