Lonee just pooped again. Up on one of the cat beds. It was ba-a-a-ad! Crockpot is out, frozen chicken breasts are cooking as I type this.
Then, Bart starts coughing, I check him out, he’s puked on the sofa! Wah!! And the pillow! Bigger wah! Somebody, call the wahmbulance! Take me away!
Three new loads of laundry in less than ten minutes…..
Boohoo boohoo! Poor me!