Well, he's not the only one, but he's a big one.
He drives his van too fast on the street, like it belongs to him. And he'll pass people he doesn't think are going fast enough to please him. Keep in mind, this is a residential area and we're talking about, at the most, twelve hundred feet from the top of the hill to his house. It's not like driving way fast in that short length is going to save much time. So, I see this white van passing a smaller car. This van is flying. It's the asshole neighbor.
The great thing is he backs in to his driveway. And right when he's ready to position his van to back in, the car he passed is right there. He had to wait.
What a ginormous asshole he is.
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