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11:20 AM - 07/08/2005

The topic: It’s time for a new contest

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Okay, here are the rules:

—>The story must be based on the picture shown (it doesn’t matter who the cat is)

—>The story must be exactly one hundred words, no more, no less so COUNT!

—>The story must be posted using the comment box, any other type of submission will be ignored

—>The contest is open until this post scrolls off of the main page

—>Don’t forget to include a way to contact you

Okay, and here’s the picture that needs a story….

 


The winner will get to choose from any of the notecards available over at my store, lisaviolet designs.

Good luck and have fun!


The call was put forth for a Tom to marry the Queen?s daughter. The bold and handsome Tom who could turn her head and gain her paw would inherit all the riches of the kingdom.

Trying to woo the heart of the princess, the brave Tom used all his catly wiles from his travels.  Be it shrimpies, toonas, or nip, nothing seemed to make her look in his direction.

Finally in desperation, he relied on feline acrobatics which caused laughter among the court.

Finishing with a song and a flourish he finally won her heart and paw and his prize.

Posted by Lia @ Friday, July 08, 2005 - 12:54:06 PM


Irina loved dancing.  She loved the way it made her feel, her body gyrating this way and that way to the pounding music.  She loved having her friends around her on the dance floor, dancing like the crazy cats they were.  But it was never fun when a stray claw caught her; some cats always had too much nip before they went out.

And so, Irina practiced at home alone on nights that she wasn’t clubbing.  Maybe she looked funny dancing all alone, but it only made her more sexy in front of the hot boy cats at the club.

Posted by Aryn @ Friday, July 08, 2005 - 1:07:06 PM


Well, it was THIS big! We all lined up at the window and peered out. It was so scary! It was fierce!

It came right up to the window and HISSED at Molly! And it had such sharp teeth! It snuffled along and ate every piece of kibble and some slugs. Mom forgot to bring in the outside kibble, that’s what it was after, it had to be. But we thought it was after US!

And THEN, it turned to leave - and had six little babies hanging onto its back! Maybe she wasn’t ALL bad…but she sure was BIG!

Posted by mag @ Friday, July 08, 2005 - 1:17:06 PM


Oh my, is that who I think it is, who is that he is with, oh I can’t believe it, JR. finally has a date, I wonder where they are going, that outfit she has on looks simply awful on her, it makes her butt look this big, Oh they are coming over here, hello JR. don’t you look nice, will you introduce me to your lovely date, it was lovely seeing you again JR. and was nice meeting you Miss Ashley, I cannot believe she is going to wear that, just look at her from behind..Toodle Lu..

Posted by viv @ Friday, July 08, 2005 - 1:58:06 PM


Gimme a M!

Gimme a O!

The pretty cheerkitty was hoping the hansome quartercat was looking her way.

Gimme a U!!

She had been in love with him since kittengarten and wondered if he would ever notice her.

Gimme a S!

Gimme a E!

In her heart she knew he was all about the game, but could not stop thinking about his big blue eyes and striped tail.

What’s that spell?

Mouse Mouse Mouse

YEAH!!

She looked around only to find all the tom’s were running off the field. Whats a girl to do?

Oh well, maybe next season….sigh.

Posted by PJ @ Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 5:30:06 AM


CUE THE MUSIC

Can’t touch this

My-my-my-my music hits me so hard

makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing me with a bod to rhyme

four hyped paws -devine

Feels good when you’re down

A suped up cat from the hometown

And I’m known as such

And this is a beat u can’t touch

I told you homecats can’t touch this

Yeah that’s how I?m livin’ and you can’t touch this

Look in my eyes, can’t touch this

Yeah that’s how I?m livin’

you can’t touch this

Look in my eyes, 

Can?t touch this

Can?t touch this…....

Posted by BUdder @ Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 9:31:06 AM


Dahhling!!  You’re home!!  Get over here you hunka tomcat and plant one on my sweet lips!!  I missed your sweet puss so much.  Smooch smooch smooch..oh you silly boy get your paws off me there’s plenty of time for that later…purrr. First we’ll feast on some Fancy Feast Fish and Shrimp and and then you can tell me all about your trip to Sardinia.  Did you meet any slutty alley cats?  I bet they were drooling all over my big furry boy! What’s this??? Is this a strange whisker on your collar?????  You PIG!! I hate you!!! Hisssssssss!

Posted by BarbaraB @ Saturday, July 09, 2005 - 2:05:06 PM


Who me?

I didn?t jump on the counter and steal the ham. Why do you assume it was me?  It was the dog!  I saw him with my own two eyes.  He couldn?t jump that high?  Yes he could! He?s quite the acrobat!  While you were out he jumped up and ate that ham you had cooling on the counter. White fur on the counter?  Fido?s brown?  Those furs turned white with fear when I scared him away from your precious ham. 

What?s this behind my back? 

Uh…  I think someone?s at the door!

You?d better see who it is!

Posted by Cindy @ Monday, July 11, 2005 - 8:07:06 AM

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