I started having problems with my toilet stopping up. I had to use the plumber's helper about once a week.
I wasn't "doing" anything different. I wasn't flushing anything down that wasn't meant to be flushed down.
I complained to Brian about it. His response? "What are you doing?" as if I was doing something differently now than I'd been doing the past fifty plus years of my life. Like all of a sudden I forgot how a toilet works.
I gotta tell ya, I wanted to kick him in the shin.
Fast forward to the past six months or so. Guess who's having a problem with his toilet? The same problems I've been having. Do I ask him if he knows how to use a toilet? No. I don't.
I remind him that he asked ME if I knew how to use a toilet when I first started having problems.
He's decided the problem is the toilets (well, duh). The finish isn't smooth anymore and he thinks that toilet paper and other solid waste is getting hung up on the way down and causing this problem.
He's decided the toilets need to be replaced.
Well, that sure takes a load off.