Or early this morning, not sure which.
It was a very strange dream. I mean Strange (with a capital S).
I was pregnant in my dream (but I don't remember my belly being big, I could see over it with no problem).
We wanted to record the birth. So we tried to push a camera up my vagina. And I remember thinking "this won't work, the baby's head will push it out of the way".
It was a silver camera, thin, but wide.
In reality I couldn't have kids because my tubes are blocked. And even if they weren't, I'm sixty years old and well past the birthing years.
And there's no way in hell that camera would have fit.