I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich!
The Shell National Lottery. Customer Service/Claims Department
Shell Final Notification,
We are pleased to inform you today 2nd Nov 2009 of the result of the winners of the SHELL INTERNATIONAL ONLINE LOTTERY PROMO PROGRAMME in conjunction with the chevron Texaco company annual lottery/donation promo. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out $1,000,000.00 (One Million United State Dollars), in cash credited to file XYL26510460037/09.
Contact Our fiduciary Agent company via email.
Contact Person: Sir Johnson Cole
Provide him with the following information to claim your prize
Congratulations On behalf of all members of the Lottery foundation.
Sir Gregory Harris.
Online Lottery Co-ordinator
Oh, wait, you think it's a scam? Damn it. Just my luck. Well, I did find ten cents on our walk this morning, there's that.