Me, walking into the office, shaking an orange soda zip fizz in my water bottle.
Him: I thought you weren't going to have those anymore
Me: -picks up bank statement, shows it to him-
Me: Doing bank reconciliation
Him: You should probably take a Xanax for that
Me: I will
Me: I feel like I need to put a bra on
Him: Well, you are in business mode. You wear a bra in business. At least, you need to now....
Me: Hey! I just got that!