After I got out of the shower (movie night), I asked Brian about a great idea I had, if he'd be willing to work with me. He asked what I wanted.
"Well, it's about next Tuesday" and he said, without any hesitation, "I won't take your test for you".
"No, no, that's not what I wanted to ask. What I wanted is to get a red Sharpie and have you draw a target on my butt!"
He declined. He said "do you really want a doctor laughing while he's doing what he's doing?"
Well, sure, why not?
I thought it sounded like a fun idea.
Shot down again.