Those of you with men in your lives, do they have a problem with the concept of “behind”? You know, when the waffle maker is “behind” the Hot Diggety Dogger in the cupboard or when the frozen bacon is “behind” something else in the freezer?
Or, as just happened this past week, when it’s proclaimed “the mustard is all gone” and it’s put on the list and a small container purchased at a local grocery and days later, a huge container purchased at Costco, only for a brand spanking new never opened large squeeze bottle of mustard found in the cupboard when putting the new huge container up, the never opened squeeze bottle positioned “behind” a bottle of ketchup?
That if it’s “behind” something else, it ceases to exist?
I swear. It happens a couple of times a week.
He says our new home will have no shelf deeper than a foot. He tells me “well, you know I never look behind anything…..”
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